Monday, July 12

why men are never depressed

while doing my daily blog stalk i came across this list from jamie over at spread your wings and fly.  i thought it was funny so i'm sharing it with you!

why men are never depressed

men are just happier people
your last name stays put.
the garage is all yours.
wedding plans take care of themselves.
chocolate is just another snack.
you can never be pregnant.
car mechanics tell you the truth.
the world is your urinal.
you never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
you don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
same work, more pay.
wrinkles add character.
people never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
new shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
one mood all the time.
phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
you know stuff about tanks & engines.
a five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
you can open all your own jars.
you get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
your underwear is $8.95 for a twelve-pack,
three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
you never have strap problems in public.
you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
everything on your face stays its original color.
the same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
you only have to shave your face & neck.
you can play with toys all your life.
one wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons.
you can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
you can do christmas shopping for 25 relatives on december 24 in 25 minutes.

no wonder men are happier.

 {this picture makes me smile though!}

just thought that list was funny!

of course i'm happy as a girl {i wouldn't change that}

picture {via}

xoxo, jamie

9 comments:

ChinkyGirLMeL said...

Lol. Thanks for sharing that with us. I'm happy being a girl, but maybe in my next life I can be a guy instead. Lol. =)

Sarah Tucker said...

made me smile!! so true

Bree said...

Haha hilarious, but I love being a girl too!

blackjack80 said...

hahaha, all these are true. but we can still get depressed, believe me i know.

Jamie Lee said...

Haha! i'm glad you found it as funny as I did :] & it's true I also enjoy being a girl, I wouldn't have it any other way.

Heidi said...

Jamie, this was so funny! I'm going to steal it for my blog. I hope you don't mind :)

ClaytonJenkins said...

From a guys perspectives, you girls bring a lot of problems on yourself. Many of the bulleted items were referring to life "simplicity." Well you're the ones complicating your own lives so deal with it!!! Haha.

And I've never done my nails with a pocket knife?

Laura said...

Lol.. i love it.

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