Wednesday, April 29

Just for Laughs.

Okay so everyone is stressed about finals and all but I found a funny site and was reading through the lists and this one happened to be the funniest. I love my roommates and all and would never do any of these things to them. They are just funny to read, hope you enjoy!
15 Pesky Ways to Annoy Your Roomate
  1. Arrange thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Set one aside from the rest. Laugh hysterically at the one toothbrush. When your roommate asks about it, refuse to discuss the situation
  2. Break the window with a rock. If your roommate protests, explain that you were hot. Open and close the broken window as you normally would.
  3. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? S/he won't be here much longer."
  4. Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a Band-Aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
  5. Buy a McDonald's "Happy Meal" for lunch every day. Eat the straw and the napkin. Throw everything else away.
  6. Cut the faces out of all your pictures.
  7. Do all your homework in the bathroom, using the toilet as a desk.
  8. Don't shower for three weeks. Complain often about the stench. Demand that your roommate do his/her laundry.
  9. Every time you take a shower, yell audibly, "I'm melting, I'm melting!"
  10. Every time the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and begin to violently slam-dance with your roommate. If s/he asks about it, say, "Oh, that dang hypnotist...."
  11. Drink lots of lemonade. Talk obnoxiously for hours about how much you love lemonade. Then, one day, paint your face yellow. From then on, complain about how much you hate lemonade.
  12. Frantically scribble something on paper. When finished, eat it. Start again.
  13. Name your books. Call them like dogs when it's time to study.
  14. Play hide and seek with yourself. If your roommate asks what you're doing behind the couch, under the table, etc., look at them exasperatedly, come out of hiding and tell him/her that s/he gave away your hiding place. Refuse to talk to him/her for several hours.
  15. Talk back to your "Rice Krispies." All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer.

7 comments:

Lynsie Jae Leinbach said...

hahah those where way funny! i don't think i could do one of them and take myself seriously though... but thanks for the good laugh when i feel so stressed! :)

Caitlyn Jimyl Hartley said...

I admit, i was laughing out loud..those are hilarious..i wounder what lyns thinks about them..hm..ha ha. Thanks for the pick me up!

Ashley Nicole said...

ha ha ha, in my room laughing..alone. nbd.

RKM said...

the last one is easily the best ha ha hahahahaha

Daynna said...

Jamie! hi I'm just reading up on your awesome blog that I had no idea about until just barely! haha I love your posts, especially your list of things you've learned from college and this one! hahaha I wish so badly I was brave enough to do just one of these to my roommates... maybe I'll build the courage over the summer... buah haha.. but yeah I agree with RKM in that the last one is definitely the best :) Let's hang out soon, mmmk?

Brooke Shoko said...

hahahahahah. HA! these are sooo funny and bizarre. thanks for giving me a good laugh of the day :)

Jessica... a.k.a... Frank. said...

HAHAHA. These would be funny. But I think I'm too scared of my roommates... The Spaniard especially. Then the Colombian. Then the Italian...