Tuesday, February 1

a tuesday pick-me-up!

found this on a poster and thought it was worth sharing.

truths for mature humans...

1. i think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. i totally take back all those times i didn't want to nap when i was younger.

4. there is a great need for sarcasm font.

5. how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. was learning cursive really necessary?

7. map quest really need to start their directions on #5. i'm pretty sure i know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. i can't remember the last time i wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. bad decisions make good stories.

11.  you never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after blue ray?  i don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13.  i'm always slightly terrified when i exit out of Word and it asks me if i want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that i swear i did not make any changes to.

14.  "do no machine was or tumble dry" means i will never was this...ever.

15.  i hate when i just miss a call by the last ring (hello? hello?), but when i immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.  what did you do after i didn't answer? drop the phone and run away?

16. i hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day.  what a waste.

17. i keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.

18. i think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19.  i disagree with kay jewelers.  i would bet on any given friday or saturday night more kisses begin with miller lite than kay.

20.  i wish google maps had an "avoid ghetto" routing option.

21.  sometimes, i'll watch a movie that i watched when i was younger and suddenly realize i had no idea what the heck was going on when i first saw it.

22.  i would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring in my groceries in.

23. the only time i look forward to a red light is when i'm trying to finish a text.

24.  i have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25.  how many times is it appropriate to say "what?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26.  i love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  stay strong, brothers and sister!

27.  shirts get dirty.  underwear gets dirty.  pants?  pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28.  is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29.  there's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30.  as a driver i hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian i hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, i always hate bicyclists.

31.  sometimes i'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32.  even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, pinning the tail on the donkey - but i'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

hope you got a good laugh or least a smile out of these.  happy tuesday!

xoxo, jamie


char. said...

this is the best thing everrr jamie!
so happyou shared it! xxx

Megan said...

this was literally the.best.thing. I have ever read. omg. I loved this.

Jess said...

aww this was awesome! made me laugh so much:)


Anonymous said...

this was hilarious! I definitely needed this today :)

btd. said...

This was definitely a "pick me up!" I laughed and agreed at every point you made! xD

shebeelu said...

what a riot....haha!

kelcy ☼ said...

I loved these!! :)
they're all so true!


margg. said...


this is fantastic.

brookeiam said...

amazing. i've said or thought like 99.9% of them!

Delaney said...

This was really enjoyable. I found myself actually laughing out loud when i read these. Every single one I could connect with :)

Vuddha said...

:) that is all

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Rorie said...

hahahahaha awhhh!!! I cracked up at thisss!!!

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious! I'm glad other people have the same reaction to the things I think during the day.

Thanks for the comment, so glad I can read through your blog too. Pinterest is great.

Kindros said...

Definitely generated smiles, thanks. :)

rachel. said...

this really is awesome!!!! LOVE every single one of these!!